You may have huge, invisible spiders living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection: The spider secretes a chemical into the human brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure.
~ David Wong


The Spiders are a mysterious class of extradimensional lifeform that invades the bodies of humans and takes control of them. During the events of This Book is Full of Spiders, an outbreak of the spiders spreads across the small town of [UNDISCLOSED], turning their hosts into monstrous beasts. As they are paranormal beings invisible to normal people, REPER calls them Zulu and claims that they spread via some invisible contagion to play on the public fear of zombies, in a ploy to get the public to campaign for the city's destruction.

Throughout the story, it is implied that the spiders actually exist harmlessly throughout nearly all of humanity, and only became harmful due to the efforts of a mysterious group known as Them, which REPER works for - implied to be working in service of Korrok and his inscrutable goals.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 10-B | 9-B

Name: "Spiders", "Zulu"

Origin: John Dies at the End

Gender: Likely inapplicable

Age: Unknown

Classification: Extradimensional parasite

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Invisibility, Paralytic venom, Possession, Mind Manipulation, Body Control and Shapeshifting (Capable of altering the host's body structure to transform into unrecognizable forms, turning their bones into saws and other weapons), can knock people out by screaming, Immortality (Types 2, 6, and 7), Regeneration (High-Low to Low-Mid)

Attack Potency: At least Human level (Capable of extending their legs into sharp spikes that can skewer multiple turkeys and likely kill humans) | Wall level (Capable of easily killing and tearing apart even athletic humans)

Speed: At least Normal Human (A single one easily outpaced and avoided Dave) | Peak Human (Capable of easily blitzing and killing humans, one ran across half a football field in five seconds)

Lifting Strength: N/A | At least Class 1 (One specimen picked up and threw cars with a single hand)

Striking Strength: At least Human Class | Wall Class

Durability: Below Average (Although large for a spider, they are still quite small, and one was badly injured by a dog) | At least Street level, though their regeneration makes them very difficult to kill.

Stamina: Likely limitless.

Range: Melee range, further with mutations and body control.

Standard Equipment: Nothing notable.

Intelligence: Unknown. The spiders seem to operate mostly on instinct.

Weaknesses: The spiders can be controlled and even killed by very specific sound frequencies.

Key: Spider | "Zulu"


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