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The Red Guy is a recurring character in the Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel series. He is a mischievous demon-like fella who acts as the incompetent arch-nemesis of the title characters, always trying to scam, torment, physically harm, or outright kill the title characters for no given reason. Apparently, a lot of the Red Guy's explanations for why he does many of the things he does involve something bad that happened to him at the age of nine, around the time he discovered that pants were required at school.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B, higher to an unknown degree with his pencil

Name: The Red Guy, Red, The Devil, Allen, and many other names he used that referenced his distinct lack of pants

Origin: Cow and Chicken/I Am Weasel

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Demon-like guy, has occupied a wide variety of roles, including a nurse, doctor, drill sergeant, rear admiral, martial artist teacher, the Devil himself, etc.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Toon Force, some Resistance to fire, Martial Arts on occasion, can erase people with his pencil, possible Time Travel, some degree of Reality Warping, Flight

Attack Potency: Wall level normally, higher to an unknown degree with his pencil (With his pencil, erased numerous characters with ease)

Speed: Varies; usually around Peak Human to Superhuman (Outran numerous falling satellites, outran an angry mob for some time before being captured), higher to an unknown degree when flying

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Has lifted up the likes of Cow with ease on numerous occasions, can easily swing a large mallet, pulled Flem inside out, by his lonesome proved a match for a group of people in tug of war)

Striking Strength: Varies from Athlete Class to Wall Class (Smashed apart a wooden counter with his body, flattened Chicken with a mallet, sent Cerberus flying into a pit of lava with a backhand)

Durability: Varies; Usually about Wall level (Survived smashing headfirst into a wall, has a history of taking a beating from Supercow, survived falling into a river of lava, survived being crushed by the likes of a vending machine and a washing machine)

Stamina: Unknown, possibly about Average (No outstanding feats of stamina)

Range: Standard melee range to a couple feet with his pencil

Standard Equipment: A large pencil that he can use to erase other characters, a variety of random objects he can pull out of hammerspace, such as a mallet, golf club, saw, a magic wand, etc.

Intelligence: Varies (Tricked I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon into thinking he was innocent when he was really guilty of rubbing out Cow and Chicken, and yet took a long time to figure out Supercow's identity when it was already obvious)

Weaknesses: Can be incompetent at times, intellect tends to fluctuate


Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Start a Discussion Discussions about The Red Guy

  • The Red Guy vs Puff the Magic Dragon

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    • Bump.
    • Red wins by erasing puff with his pencil.
  • The Red Guy Runs a 9-B Gauntlet

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    • Kiryu2012 wrote:Fixed the OP to include equalized speed if needed. Aren't gauntlets fights usualy unequalized though? Since it's a t...
    • Yamatohime wrote:Kiryu2012 wrote:Fixed the OP to include equalized speed if needed.Aren't gauntlets fights unequalized though? Si...