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The New Kid, also known as "Douchebag", is the main playable protagonist in South Park: The Stick of Truth and South Park: The Fractured But Whole, as well as South Park: Phone Destroyer.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Low 7-B

Name: The New Kid, King Douchebag, Dovakhin, Larry Bobinski

Origin: South Park: The Stick of Truth

Gender: Variable (Can be Male or Female, as well as "Other" or transgender. It’s possible to also have multiple genders, whether they are “static” or not, as well as being unsure or have no gender whatsoever. It can also be interchangeable)

Age: 10

Classification: 4th Grader, "King", "Mage", "Thief", "Warrior", "Jew", “Speedster”, “Brutalist”, “Blaster”, “Elementalist”, “Cyborg”, “Psychic”, “Assassin”, “Gadgeteer”, “Planetmancer”, “Martial Artist”

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Magic, A limited degree of Mind ManipulationWeapon Mastery, Elemental Manipulation (via weapons and by themselves), Poison ManipulationEmpowerment (Deals more damage the lower his health is), Summoning (via the Plagues of Egypt), Breath Attack (can breathe fire), Can negate healing and regenerationStatistics Amplification, Status Effect Inducement, Time Manipulation

Attack Potency: Small City level+ (Comparable, if not superior to, Jimmy, and can damage opponents who can survive him ramming into them at max speed)

Speed: Sub-Relativistic (Comparable to Human Kite, who can fly out of the atmosphere in a short timeframe), Relativistic reactions and combat speed (Can fight with Jimmy, who can run around the earth in seconds)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Small City level+

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Around 10 meters

Intelligence: High (Able to create turrets and explosive decoys in seconds)

Weaknessess: Depends on what the person chooses (sixth graders, Raisin girls, Chaos kids, old people, ninjas, vampires, crab people)


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