The condesce

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TierAt least 4-B, likely up to High 3-ALow 2-C with GCAT

Name: Meenah Peixes, The Condesce, Her Imperious Condescension, Betty Crocker, the Batterwitch the Baroness, Empress of Alternia, Sea Hitler

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Female

Classification: Troll, Fuchsiablood, Empress, Expert baker, Servant of Lord English

Age: Thousands of years old, but has existed across and inhabited numerous different timelines and universes

Powers and Abilities: Super strength, speed, and durability, Immortality (Type 1), Telekinesis, Telepathy, Flight, Mind Control, Energy Manipulation, Minor matter manipulation, Ability to control almost any form of fauna (This appears to even extend to First Guardians), Life Manipulation (Has prolonged Ψiioniic's life. Her alternate self is a Life Player), Longevity (All trolls with green blood or above in the Hemospectrum live for more than 100 years. A fuchsia blood can live for over 1 million years), Immunity to Psychic Attack (All the fuchsia blood are immune to the voice of Gl'bgolyb, even if it is raised at the Vast Glub)

Attack Potency: At least Solar System level (Casually blew up Derse's moon, Pulled a planet out of orbit and used it to block another incoming planet in the span of seconds, Destroyed the solar system in her fight with Aranea, Casually killed an enraged Rose, Took over Jade's mind with ease, Easily more powerful than a majority of God-Tiers), likely up to High Universe level (Overpowered John, Rose, Roxy, and Jane simultaneously, despite all four ganging up on her). Universe level+ when in control of GCAT, a First Guardian

Lifting Strength: At least Class M+, likely much higher (Is countless times stronger than other Fuchsiabloods such as Feferi, who was capable of effortlessly carrying around whales and other large sea creatures with one hand), Class Z+ with telekinesis (Capable of tossing around planets without too much difficulty)

Striking Strength: At least Solar System Class, likely much higher

Speed: Massively FTL+ (Her attacks were capable of killing Rose without Rose being able to dodge them, managed to both dodge and defend against Aranea's telekinetically thrown planets, Superior to John, Rose, Roxy and Kanaya in combat)

Durability: At least Solar System level (Unaffected by a planet smashing into her ship and by Jake's hope field), likely up to High Universe level (Took a beating from John, Rose, Roxy, and Jane with only a few superficial scratches, only being significantly hurt by a sword through the back from Roxy when her guard was down)


Intelligence: Genius on a vast multitude of levels, but can be a bit hot-headed

Range: Interstellar, Universal with GCAT

Standard Equipment: 2x3dent, Goggles, Her battleship, A clone of her lusus, Countless boondollars, Cake mix

Weaknesses: None notable, but she is currently under the command of Lord English, and therefore must be incredibly careful when working to forward her own agenda


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Inconclusive Matches:

6. Ugly Betty - Homestuck Vol

6. Ugly Betty - Homestuck Vol. 9

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