If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 10-A

Name: Spider Jerusalem

Origin: Transmetropolitan (published by Vertigo/DC)

Gender: Male

Age: In his 40's

Classification: Escentric journalist

Powers and Abilities: Martial arts, access to advanced technology

Attack Potency: Athlete level

Speed: Athletic Human

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human

Striking Strength: Human Class

Durability: Athlete level

Stamina: Peak human

Range: Several dozen meters

Standard Equipment: Glasses, Bowel-Disruptor

Intelligence: High

Weaknesses: Unpredictable, self-loathing

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

-Bowel disruptor - Causes anyone that's hit by it to crap themselves. Has several settings, higher end ones being able to knock someone unconsious or even kill them; loose, watery, fiery, burning anal geyser, rectal volcano, prolapse, unspeakable gut horror, shat into unconsciousness & fatal intestinal maelstrom


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