|“||You think I wanna be an omniscient, immortal being, transcending time and space my whole life? I've got ambitions, man! Bringing you guys in is my ticket up.||„|
|~ Schleemypants to Morty|
Schleemypants is a fourth dimensional being who acts as an interdimensional police officer to manage interdimensional conflicts involving the distortion of space and time. He claims to be omniscient, immortal being who transcends conventional space and time. His main weapon is Chris, a living worm-like creature who acts as a gun, which can turn people into third trimester fetuses from 30 yards away.
Powers and Stats
Origin: Rick & Morty
Age: Unknown, likely cannot be quantified
Classification: Fourth-dimensional being, Multidimensional police officer
Powers and Abilities: Levitation, Time Travel, Immortality (Via longevity), Nigh-Omniscience, Inter-Dimensional Travel, Higher-Dimensionality, Resistance to Spatial and Time Manipulation (Transcends space and time), Transmutation/Age Manipulation via Chris, Limited Negation of Probability Manipulation via Collars
Attack Potency: Unknown, can ignore conventional durability with Chris.
Speed: Unknown, possibly Immeasurable (Claimed himself that he transcends space and time)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Unknown
Range: 30 yards via Chris
- Chris - Schleemypants' weapon is a worm-like creature named Chris. According to its wielder, Chris can turn a target into a third trimester fetus from 30 yards away.
- Collars - Schleemypants has numerous collars that, when put on a 3rd-dimensional being, restore broken time and overlapping possibilities caused by the distortion of spacetime.
Weaknesses: His omniscience is both a blessing and a curse, as he can hear and see actions from every overlapping possibility caused by Rick's time stopping device at once, making it a chore to have to deal with numerous people from several different overlapping possibilities at once. This was how he was defeated; Rick distorted and split reality countless times with his device so that countless Ricks could attack him at once.
Notable Attacks/Techniques: None
Note: Despite being stated to be a higher dimensional being, Schleemypants was handily defeated by Rick and can be influenced by things from the third dimension, hence why his stats are placed at unknown, save for his speed.