SCP-946 is a wooden table with two accompanying chairs. At unpredictable intervals, ranging from 2 to 4 times per week, two men will appear (designated SCP-946-1 and SCP-946-2), taking the two seats. SCP-946-1 and SCP-946-2 will then have a civil argument or debate about a random subject. The topic of these arguments has varied from existential concepts to trivial and mundane subjects. In some circumstances, these debates have focused on a hypothetical event, and the merits of its occurrence. In these cases, the outcome of the argument manifests itself in reality. At any time during the debate, an outside observer may join the debate, with a new chair appearing at the table and the dimensions of the table altering to fit all parties. Should any of the "guests" make an ad hominem argument or make an intentionally false or misleading statement, SCP-946-1 will criticize them. If they continue, SCP-946-1 will state that they are no longer welcome in the debate, at which point their chair will disappear. Any further attempts for this subject to communicate with SCP-946-1 or -2 will be ignored.
SCP-946-1 and SCP-946-2 appear, physically, to be normal humans. SCP-946-1 is a tall black man with short grey hair and a long beard, who is referred to as "Harmon". SCP-946-2 is a thin bald white man, who is referred to as "Garcian". When arguing, both men seem capable of creating three dimensional images and summoning small objects as a means of simulating events or providing information.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 3-A, possibly higher
Name: SCP-946, "A Formal Discussion"
Origin: SCP Foundation
Classification: Euclid Class Anomalous Entities
Attack Potency: Universe level (Was going to shut off gravity on a universal scale and make the universe cease to exist. Made SCP-857-D cease to exist)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Unknown
Intelligence: Very High (Familiar with concepts barely understood by modern science, as well as a previously unknown knowledge of several highly classified Foundation documents)
Weaknesses: None notable