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Roxy Lalonde is a major character in Act 6 of Homestuck. She is the Post-Scratch incarnation of Rose Lalonde's mother, first created in an Ectobiology lab by John Egbert in the Pre-Scratch session, before being sent on the Reckoning meteors to the Post-Scratch version of Earth. However, for unknown reasons, Roxy and Dirk Strider were sent several centuries after they were supposed to land, arriving on Earth in the year 2409 C.E., when the extraterrestrial tyrant Her Imperious Condescension had committed genocide on the human race and flooding the planet by melting the polar ice caps.

Shortly after her landing, Roxy was taken in by the Carapacians The Condesce had exported from the session to serve as her work force. Due to unknown means, Roxy is able to make contact with the rest of the Alpha Kids (Despite Jane and Jake living over 400 years in the past), as well as the Cherub Calliope. A few years later, the four Alpha Kids eventually arrive at the same time period (With some added encouragement by the Red Miles), and enter their "void session", beginning the game with no actual means of finishing it.

After several months fighting their losing battle, the four Kids are deceived by Caliborn into becoming Tricksters, ultimately ending up in the center of Derse and Prospit's moons when the transformations revert. Thanks to The Condesce and the Alpha Jack Noir, Jane, Roxy, Dirk and Jake ascend to the God-Tiers, with Roxy becoming the Rogue of Void. The resulting complications result in Roxy being captured by The Condesce and thrown into jail on Derse. Eventually, she manages to escape, but is incapable of saving her friends from The Condesce's wrath, eventually resulting in her staying with John in Inter-Adventure Space while he retcons the timeline to ensure the disasters of the former past never happen.

In the post-retcon timeline, Roxy's life remains mostly the same as it was originally, but it drastically diverges when trying to save post-retcon Rose's life, where she ends up sacrificing herself to save her ectobiological daughter. Eventually, pre-retcon Roxy arrives with John and helps him, Rose and Kanaya battle The Condesce, ultimately landing the killing blow after a brutal and hard-fought battle.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | 5-B, possibly much higher

Name: Roxy Lalonde, tipsyGnostalgic, Rogue of Void

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Classification: Human, Rogue of Void

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Skilled Markswoman, Teleportation (With the Crockercorp Appearifier Rifle) | Flight, Immortality (Types 1, 4 and 8), Regeneration (Likely Mid-Godly via Conditional Immortality), Teleportation, Intangibility, Invisibility, Void Manipulation (Capable of "stealing" nothingness to create objects out of thin air. As a Void Player, she is virtually undetectable by even otherwise omniscient beings), can breathe in space

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Should be comparable to both Dirk and Jake) | Planet level (Should be comparable to the other God-Tiers like John and Vriska, and thus superior to Jackspers Noirlecrow), possibly much higher (Managed to kill The Condesce, but it was only with a surprise attack when her guard was down)

Speed: Peak Human | Massively FTL+ (Capable of keeping pace with The Condesce)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Small Building Class | Planet Class, possibly much higher (Pierced The Condesce's heart by throwing Bro's sword through her chest)

Durability: Small Building level | Planet level, possibly much higher (Managed to tank several attacks from The Condesce)

Stamina: Very high (Capable of fighting through her extremely difficult session for several months on end)

Range: Standard Melee Range, several hundred meters with firearms

Standard Equipment: Crockercorp Appearifier Rifle, the Ring of Void

Intelligence: High (Skilled hacker and generally well-versed in most technology, capable of using her abilities to their fullest in battle), but her silly disposition and typical drunkenness makes her seem much less intelligent than she actually is

Weaknesses: If Roxy’s death is classified as either "heroic" or "just", her Conditional Immortality will be rendered useless, was formerly rather alcoholic, but by the end of Act 6 she's given up on it

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • God-Tier: As a player of Sburb, Roxy is able to ascend to become a deity if she dies on her Quest Bed. Out of the fourteen possible classes and twelve possible aspects, Roxy was given the position of the "Rogue of Void", using the power of nonexistence to help strengthen her allies.
    • Conditional Immortality: As a God-Tier, whenever Roxy dies, as long as her death was neither Heroic (Meaning she died in some sort of heroic manner, such as sacrificing herself for someone else) or Just (Meaning her death was well-deserved due to her terrible actions), she will be resurrected shortly afterwards. However, conceptual destruction will bypass conditional immortality entirely, regardless if Roxy's death was heroic, just or neither. Additionally, Roxy no longer ages after her ascension.
    • Void Powers: As the Rogue of Void, Roxy's abilities center around nothingness. While the full assortment of powers is never explored, a Void player has passive protection that renders them undetectable by technological and supernatural methods, to the point where even the otherwise Omniscient Doc Scratch can't see anything related to them (However, unlike her other powers, Roxy is capable of using this even before her ascension to God-Tier). It also lets Roxy become both invisible and intangible, temporarily delete an object's existence to serve as a sort of teleportation for herself and other objects and, thanks to her Rogue class, allows her to "steal" nonexistence and create objects out of thin air. Initially, this required great concentration from Roxy, and it only allowed her to create perfectly generic cubes, but she later gained enough control to create them in the heat of battle and use them during combat, as well as create more complex objects such as a Matriorb.

Key: Base | Rogue of Void


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