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Rose Lalonde is one of the main characters in Homestuck. She is a friend of John Egbert. She was originally named Flighty Broad by Kanaya Maryam, but that name was rejected and the name Rose was chosen. She uses the chumhandle tentacleTherapist when chatting on Pesterchum.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A, 8-A | At least High 4-C, likely higher | At least High 4-C, likely higher

Name: Rose Lalonde, the Seer of Light, tentacleTherapist (screen name), Flighty Broad (initial joke title), the Grimdark Girl

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Female

Age: 13 at the beginning of the story, 16 currently

Classification: Human, Sburb player | Vessel for a portion of the Dark Gods' power | God of Light

Powers and Abilities: Strength, speed, and stamina far above a realistic peak human, A plethora of spells | Flight, Superhuman strength, Superhuman speed, Immense amounts of dark magical power, Ability to communicate with the Dark Gods, Far more powerful spells | Flight, Superhuman strength, Superhuman speed, Teleportation, Precognition, Light and luck based magic, Immortality

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Capable of effortlessly taking down low and mid level monsters even easier than her friends could), Multi-City Block level with the Thorns of Oglogoth (Capable of effortlessly wiping out massive crowds of enemies in a single blast, including higher ranking enemies generated by Sburb) | At least Large Star level, likely higher (Far superior to God-tier John, and was able to actually engage in combat with a fully prototyped Jack Noir, albeit for only a couple of seconds. Should be on par with God-Tier Dave, who took hits from Alpha Jack Noir) | At least Large Star level, likely higher (Managed to fight against The Condesce when teamed up with John, Roxy, and Jane, Should be comparable to God-Tier Dirk and Dave)

Speed: Peak Human to Superhuman (Killed an attacking ogre before it could even touch her) | At least FTL+ (Flew between planets in a second), likely Massively FTL+ (Was able to very briefly keep up with Jack's casual swings, Should be comparable to Aradia) | Massively FTL+ (Went from the core of the Green Sun [An object with a radius of 534 billion lightyears] to its surface in only a minute at most, around 280 quadrillion times the speed of light)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Small Building Class (Casually one-shotted an ogre with only a pair of sewing needles) | Large Star Class, likely far higher (The force of her merely beginning to clash with Jack blew up the tower they were standing on and distorted reality around the planetoid) | Unknown, could be closer to her base form's strength or Grimdark form's strength

Durability: Small Building level (Withstood beatings from a large assortment of powerful enemies) | At least Large Star level, likely far higher (Able to actually engage in combat with a fully prototyped Jack Noir, even managing to survive a few attacks from him, Should be comparable to God-Tier Dave) | At least Large Star level, likely far higher (Survived coming out of the core of the Green Sun, a star with the mass of two universes combined, took multiple bloodlusted hits from the Condesce)

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Several meters with needles, Much higher with spells | Interstellar | Interstellar

Standard Equipment: The Thorns of Oglogoth, Stylish pink scarf/waistband, Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious, Laptop, Magic Cue Ball, Wide variety of books

Intelligence: Genius on many levels, but can often be a bit full of herself

Weaknesses: Usually keeps her more intense emotions pent up, but can easily let them get the better of her, Prone to hysteric fits when highly agitated, Drinks when worried

Key: Base Rose | Grimdark Rose | God-Tier Rose


Green Sun

Green Sun. 7 - Black Rose - Green Sun


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