|“||With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everybody who won't like me is gone.||„|
|~ Pokey Minch (Mother 3)|
|“||Spankety, spankety, spankety.||„|
|~ Pokey Minch (Earthbound/Mother 2)|
Pokey Minch, also known as Porky Minch, is a recurring antagonist in the Mother Series, as of Earthbound/Mother 2. He is the neighbor of Ness in the suburbs of Onett, and it first appears that he and his family despise Ness's, due to a donation they made that left them in poverty as a result. He betrays Ness and co on multiple occasions, most notably during the final battle with Giygas, where he fights alongside said entity. He later reappears in Mother 3, where he is known as a tyrant, and a dictator, and has traveled through time so much that his body has become biologically immortal. His final appearance shows him sealing himself within the Absolutely Safe Capsule, never being able to come back out again.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 7-C | At least 7-C | N/A
Name: Pokey Minch
Origin: Earthbound/Mother 3
Age: 10 to 13 | 10,000 years old
Classification: Ness's neighbor, bully, psychic | Tyrant, Master Porkey, King P
Attack Potency: Town level (Fought the Chosen Four at the same time, who were mostly Town level except Ness. However, the battle was short lived and interrupted, not to mention it was mostly him monologuing, he had help from an unaware Giygas and other details of the fight [such as who hit who] are vague) | At least Town level (Around the same level or higher than his past Mech. Capable of doing far more) | N/A (Incapable of doing harm to others)
Speed: Speed of Light | Speed of Light | N/A
Lifting Strength: At least Superhuman due to the size of his mech
Striking Strength: Town Class | At least Town Class | N/A
Durability: Town level | At least Town level | Unknown (Nothing in his Universe can harm him)
Stamina: He doesn't fatigue since he never engages in direct combat (the mech is doing all the work for him), and claims to be unkillable.
Range: Extended melee range. Hundreds of meters with attacks.
Standard Equipment: Mecha | Absolutely Safe Capsule
Intelligence: Genius (Created a time travel system more advanced than Dr. Andonuts)
Weaknesses: Pokey is cowardly, lonely, sadistic, hypocritical, and had a genuinely bad childhood.
Note: While the Absolutely Safe Capsule protects him from any harm, it also prevents him from harming others, and he's trapped in it forever, long after the Sun swells up and dies.
Notable Attacks and Techniques:
- Charge forward: Charges at target to deal heavy damage.
- Tears into target: Stabs target to deal heavy damage.
- Gas discharge / "Pokey coughed something up!": Decrease in offence and defence to all enemies.
- "!? ...What did Porky do?!":Physically attacks multiple enemies to deal medium damage.
- "?! ...What did Porky do?!": Throws one or multiple bombs/energy projectiles at all enemies to deal heavy damage.
- PSI Counter Device: Creates a shield that reflects Psychic attacks. Lasts for a few hits but can be layered.
- "Porky sprayed something of sort sort": Numbs (paralyses) an enemy.
- "Porky sucked something up": Absorbs an enemy's HP.
- "Porky did something": Causes crying (decrease in accuracy) to all enemies.
Key: Earthbound | Mother 3 | Absolutely Safe Capsule