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Mr. Bambu

aka Meme Police

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  • I live in the dark space in between the doors
  • I was born on January 31
  • My occupation is bleed it out, dig it deeper, just to throw it away
  • I am the voice in your headphones
  • Bio Big fan of fantasy and horror (definitely more of the former). Anime isn't entirely out of my sphere of knowledge, and pretty much anything video games is something I can get behind boyo.

    I can be summoned from anywhere by using a panda-shaped spotlight and flashing it above a pizza parlor.
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Hey. If you need something, feel free to ask- I'll try to get it done as long as I'm not super bogged down and busy. 

If you're interested in anything D&D related (such as getting into the game or checking out how it works or whatever), feel free to ask, I'm excited that the game is finally becoming somewhat popular again and I'm always happy to help someone see what it's like. Consider that an open invitation.

If you need help on a thread or whatever, I am most knowledgeable about Bloodborne, Dungeons and Dragons, Dark Souls, Enter the Gungeon, Doki Doki Literature Club!, Kagerou Project, X.C.O.M, DOOM, Discworld, Monster Hunter, The Magic Circle, Killing Floor and a few other less notable verses not on the wiki yet (Monster Rancher, Absolver, The Division, Death's Gambit, etc etc). 

NOTE: I am of the minority on the site that is totally and wholly uninterested in the "Holy Shounen Trinity"- verses like One Piece, Dragon Ball, Bleach, and Naruto. I am not knowledgeable on the verse and due to the popularity of said verses, if you need help on these verses, I advise going to another calc group member that is actively supportive of said verses. 

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  • About this, it has been updated from I don't know when, I wonder if I could hear your input about the update?

    The game version if pretty optional and is just an addition, the original is probably better for possible use.

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  • Please feel free to send me a PM if you wish to talk.

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  • You mind evaluating this for me? I really want to apply it, but it needs to be seen by a calc person first.

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    • who is this

      how did you get this number

      were you followed

      also yeah I'll take a look for you

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    • I have my sources.

      Thanks, man.

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    • I need some things from you

      1. The statement where it says "well over 800 mph", since that's like hugely above real world trains

      2. how can we be sure that he tanked this considering the train was slowing down and he impacted a padded wall

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    • 1. Here:

      "YOU ARE LOOKING AT OUR ROUTE OF TRAVEL. ALTHOUGH THERE ARE SOME TWISTS AND TURNS ALONG THE BUNNY-TRAIL, YOU WILL NOTE THAT OUR COURSE KEEPS FIRMLY TO THE SOUTHWEST - ALONG THE PATH OF THE BEAM. THE TOTAL DISTANCE IS JUST OVER EIGHT THOUSAND WHEELS - OR SEVEN THOUSAND MILES, IF YOU PREFER THAT UNIT OF MEASURE. IT WAS ONCE MUCH LESS, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE ALL TEMPORAL SYNAPSES BEGAN TO MELT DOWN."

      "What do you mean, temporal synapses?" Susannah asked.

      Blaine laughed his nasty laugh... but did not answer her question.

      "AT MY TOP SPEED, WE WILL REACH THE TERMINATING POINT OF MY RUN IN EIGHT HOURS AND FORTY-FIVE MINUTES."

      "Eight hundred-plus miles an hour over the ground," Susannah said. Her voice was soft with awe. "Jesus-God."''

      ~ The Waste Lands


      And here:

      From the route-map she turned to Eddie. His gaze was still directed up at the ceiling of the Barony Coach. She followed it and saw a square which could only be a trapdoor (except when you were dealing with futuristic shit like a talking train, she supposed you called it a hatch, or something even cooler). Stencilled on it was a simple red drawing which showed a man stepping through the opening. Susannah tried to imagine following the implied instruction and popping up through that hatch at over eight hundred miles an hour. She got a quick but clear image of a woman's head being ripped from her neck like a flower from its stalk; she saw the head flying backward along the length of the Barony Coach, perhaps bouncing once, and then disappearing into the dark, eyes staring and hair rippling.
      ~ Wizard and Glass

      Also, once the train got to the point where it was only an hour away from their destination, it outright told the MCs that it would speed up to "better than" 900 mph:

      "AT THIS POINT," Blaine resumed in his normal voice, "I INTEND TO BEGIN WHAT I LIKE TO THINK OF AS MY KAMIKAZE RUN. THIS WILL QUICKLY DRAIN MY BATTERIES, BUT I THINK THE TIME FOR CONSERVATION HAS PASSED, DON'T YOU? WHEN I STRIKE THE TRANSTEEL PIERS AT THE END OF THE TRACK, I SHOULD BE TRAVELLING AT BETTER THAN NINE HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR - FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY IN WHEELS, THAT IS. SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR, AFTER AWHILE, CROCODILE, DON'T FORGET TO WRITE. I TELL YOU THIS IN THE SPIRIT OF FAIR PLAY, MY INTERESTING NEW FRIENDS. IF YOU HAVE BEEN SAVING YOUR BEST RIDDLES FOR LAST, YOU MIGHT DO WELL TO POSE THEM TO ME NOW."

      The unmistakable greed in Blaine's voice - its naked desire to hear and solve their best riddles before it killed them - made Susannah feel tired and old.''

      ~ Wizard and Glass

      2. The quote says "Even with the padding (the wall was carpeted and, from the feel, undercoated with some resilient stuff), the blow was hard enough to numb him.", so it was definitely not a soft landing of any kind. In fact, this is the entire passage of what happened during the crash:

      Before Roland could say what he thought, Blaine the Mono crashed to a final bitter halt. All four of them were thrown violently up Barony Coach's central aisle, Oy in Jake's arms and barking. The cabin's front wall buckled and Roland struck it shoulder-first. Even with the padding (the wall was carpeted and, from the feel, undercoated with some resilient stuff), the blow was hard enough to numb him. The chandelier swung forward and tore loose from the ceiling, pelting them with glass pendants. Jake rolled aside, vacating its landing-zone just in time. The harpsichord-piano flew off its podium, struck one of the sofas, and overturned, coming to rest with a discordant brrrannnggg sound. The mono tilted to the right and the gunslinger braced himself, meaning to cover both Jake and Susannah with his own body if it overturned completely. Then it settled back, the floor still a little canted, but at rest.

      The trip was over.''

      ~ Wizard and Glass

      Also, this crash completely wrecked the train they were in, to the point that there were shreds of metal debris from it all over the place:

      Blaine had come to rest slightly askew in an outdoor version of the Cradle of Lud (a littered trail of torn pink metal lay along one side of this, marking the end of Blaine's last journey), and it was easily twenty-five feet from the roof of the Barony Coach to the cement. If there was a descent-ladder, like the one which had popped conveniently through the emergency hatch, it had jammed when they crunched to a halt.
      ~ Wizard and Glass

      Hopefully all of this helps.

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  • According to NOAA, the average thunderstorm is 24 kilometers wide, shouldn't this affect most storm calculations? Since we use the horizon distance to calculate the volume of a storm.

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  • How would I calculate how much cm^3 is a human that is 78.75 times larger than an average human (95,000 cm^3)?

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    • Finished the calc, I want to harass you less about evalutation and more about the lifting strenght done as you did for the Lich, Ant seemed to have some problems with it, so I don't know if either of you is wrong or if I just messed up (Tough I can guess which of the two it is)

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    • I'll take a look boyo. 

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  • https://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/The_Player_(The_Magic_Circle)

    I see you want a match for this thing? Well, I'm probably gonna end up getting Culexus Assassins downgraded to High 8-C, so have fun with that.

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  • Hey Bambu. How much PSI can a nile crocodile generate? Brady Barr got 5000 lbf from one, how would that scale to the Saltwater crocodile's bite force of 3700 psi?

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  • It appears we need the Vampire Diaries/Originals speed feat calced in a blog so it could be linked to the pages.

    If you have the time and feel up to it, could you do the feat?. It's Season 4 Episode 23 "Graduation". The thread you commented on explains the feat.

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