"Meaty" is the antagonist of the prologue of John Dies at the End, a demon obsessed with claiming revenge on Doctor Marconi, who it claims is its nemesis. After luring John and Dave to an empty farmhouse, it attempts to kill them, somehow believing that one of them is Marconi - however, it ends up being exorcised by the real Marconi over the phone.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 8-C via reality warping

Name: "Meaty"

Origin: John Dies at the End

Age: Unknown

Gender: Likely inapplicable

Classification: Some sort of paranormal entity (presumably a demon)

Powers and Abilities: Telepathy, Telekinesis, Mind Manipulation, Shapeshifting, Illusion Creation, Possession, Reality Warping (Warped an entire farmhouse), Sealing, Invisibility, Non-Corporeal

Attack Potency: Building level via reality warping (Warped an entire farmhouse)

Speed: Unknown, at least Normal Human in a body

Lifting Strength: Regular Human in a body

Striking Strength: Human Class in a body

Durability: Unknown, Street level in a body

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Many meters (warped an entire farmhouse)

Standard Equipment: Nothing notable.

Intelligence: Seems to be comparable to a human. Clever, though naive.

Weaknesses: Music and holy items.


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