Jade harley
i would like to think that even if i was sad and scared, if i was put in a position where everyone depended on me, i could put all those feelings aside and do whats right!
~ Jade talking to Jadesprite with her usual lack of capitalization and apostrophes


Jade Harley is one of the main characters in Homestuck. She is the fourth kid to be introduced. She has long black hair, round glasses, and a bucktoothed grin. She wears a shirt with a constantly changing blue picture on it, a belt, and a button-up long skirt. She was named "Farmstink Buttlass" while she was sleeping and thus she couldn't object to the name like the three other kids did -- however she wrote a note in advance about it.

Jade goes by the chumhandle gardenGnostic when chatting on Pesterchum and her web browser of choice is Echidna.

Her Associated Element is earth, and her Associated Item is Uranium.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | Low 2-C

Name: Jade Harley, the Witch of Space, gardenGnostic (screen name), Farmstink Buttlass (initial joke title), Dogtier Jade, Grimbark Jade

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Female

Age: 13 at the beginning of the story, 16 currently

Classification: Human, Sburb player | God, Part First Guardian

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics | Matter Manipulation, Spatial Manipulation, True Flight, Teleportation, Size Manipulation, Trans-universal travel, Limited Higher-Dimensional ManipulationImmortality (Types 1, 4, and 8, As a God-Tier, she will simply be resurrected unless her death is considered "heroic" or "just"), Regeneration (Varying levels), Canine sense of smell.

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Able to easily fend for herself against low to mid level monsters created by the game) | Universe level+ (Inheriting Bec's First Guardian powers on top of gaining her space attribute grants her almost complete control over matter and space, shrunk an entire universe down to a size comparable to that of a medium-sized ball, considered to be on par with Bec Noir)

Speed: Unknown, likely Peak Human | Massively FTL+ (Should be far faster than the likes of God-Tier John and a 3x prototyped Jack Noir, Comparable to Bec Noir and the Peregrine Mendicant), Infinite with universal teleportation. 

Lifting Strength: Peak HumanInfinite with her powers

Striking Strength: Small Building ClassUnknown

Durability: Small Building level (Fell from hundreds of stories and landed on Bec unharmed) | Universe level+ (Broke through the Fourth Wall and crossed the Yellow Yard into another universe. Implied to be capable of fighting with Bec Noir), God-Tier immortality makes her difficult to kill

Stamina: Very high | Potentially limitless

Range: Several miles with her rifle | Multi-universal

Standard Equipment: Rifle, Lunchbox laptop, Dreambot | The five planets of her previous session

Intelligence: Well above average, albeit very forgetful

Weaknesses: Narcolepsy, Forgetful, Clumsy | Canine instincts, Still vulnerable to (albeit very powerful) mind control

Key: Base Jade | God-Tier Jade



Homestuck - Umbral Ultimatum

Homestuck - Umbral Ultimatum


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