Cry some more!
~ Heavy


Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; He's not your big friend and he generally wishes that you would just shut up before he has to make you shut up.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | At least 9-A

Name: Mikhail "Misha", Heavy Weapons Guy

Origin: Team Fortress 2

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, possibly in his Early 40s

Classification: Human, Mercenary.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Expert in machine guns, Regeneration (Mid-low) via Sandwich. Can shoot an invisible bullet by pointing with his fingers, Can respawn due Medic surgically implanting himself with every other Merc's soul

Attack Potency: Small Building level (His Minigun is able to mow down an entire horde of Soldiers in Meet the Medic. | At least Small Building level (Can mow down dozens of robots when his minigun is upgraded, can destroy tanks and defeat bosses like "Sir Nukesalot", superior to his previous self without upgrades)

Speed: Subsonic with likely Subsonic+ combat speeds (While the slowest of the mercenaries he is still capable of combating them and tracking their movements, such as with Sniper. Fought off a BLU attack in Meet the Heavy) | Subsonic with likely Supersonic combat/reaction speeds

Lifting Strength: Likely Class 5 (He can lift a brown bear that is of much greater size than himself, and could briefly tug of war with Saxton Hale, albeit a Hale out of his prime.)

Striking Strength: Small Building Class (He and his family can wrestle bears so casually that they complain about having to eat bear meat too often, his fists should be able to strike as hard as the melee weaponry of the other mercenaries, such as Soldier's shovel)

Durability: Small Building level (can take multiple grenades head on and survive, is also the most durable of the classes) | At least Small Building level (survived being shot with rockets, Mini-guns, grenades and shotguns w/o problem)

Stamina: Superhuman (Wrestling bears in the harsh snow mountain environment and constantly winning)

Range: Melee with fists, Up to dozens of meters with Minigun and shotguns.

Standard Equipment: A full list of his weapons can be found here.

Intelligence: Surprisingly quite high, possesses a Ph.D. in Russian literature and claims that "it has more uses in his line of work than you would think". It's been implied that the only reason the Heavy comes off as dimwitted is because he is not very proficient in English.

Weaknesses: He is short-tempered, notably slow when his minigun is spun up | The upgrades make his mini-gun consume much more ammunition than normal, running out of it faster.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Nomming: The Heavy consumes an item from his lunchbox, be it a sandwich, a steak or chocolate.
  • Showdown: The Heavy mimics a quick-draw pistol showdown, resulting in instant death for any enemy in his "line of fire".

Key: Base | MvM Upgrades



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