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FunnyValentine

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D4C Love Train

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of Justice!
~ Funny Valentine

Summary

Funny Valentine is the main antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part VII: Steel Ball Run. He is the 23rd President of the United States, and in 1890, he organizes a country-wide race known as the Steel Ball Run with a grand prize of $50,000,000. What is seen as a race is actually a conspiracy to collect all nine parts of the Holy Corpse scattered across America. When collected, Valentine plans to use it to benefit his country for the better. However, he is opposed by Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli for their own personal reasons.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 10-A. High 8-C with D4C | Unknown with Love Train. Low 7-B Environmental Destruction with the Holy Corpse.

Name: Funny Valentine

Origin: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Part VII: Steel Ball Run)

Gender: Male

Age: 48

Classification: Human, Stand User, 23rd President of the United States

Powers and Abilities: Portal Creation (Can travel between parallel timelines) with D4C. Can obliterate a target by forcing them to come in contact with one of their counterparts, resulting in both of them being turned into Menger Sponges before being completely destroyed. Valentine resists the effects of Menger Sponge Merging. | Can deflect "misfortune" to other places and attract good fortune with D4C Love Train

Attack Potency: Athlete level. At least Large Building level with D4C (Fights equally against Diego Brando). His stand's ability focuses on paradoxing people from existence, by traveling to other universes and bringing back their counterparts. | Unknown with Love Train (Love Train does not seem to boost any AP or have any of its own.); Love Train's ability ignores durability. Small City level Environmental Destruction with the Holy Corpse.

Speed: Superhuman with Massively FTL reactions (Reacted to Johnny's bullets and Diego's attacks). Massively FTL with D4C (Fought against Diego Brando, even catching him whilst an attack, and merged with Love Train as ACT4 was traveling towards it.) | Massively FTL with Love Train.

Lifting Strength: Unknown. Unknown with D4C | Unknown with Love Train

Striking Strength: Athlete Class. Large Building Class with D4C | Unknown with Love Train

Durability: Large Building level (Was able to take attacks from Gyro's steel balls and Diego Brando). Large Building level with D4C (Survived being pummeled by ACT4) | Unknown with Love Train (Love Train's ability makes it very difficult to kill let alone harm him. Any attack by normal means will be deflected elsewhere, and the wall itself is made out of an infinite number of dimensions.)

Stamina: Superhuman (Survived for quite a while even after being mutilated by Diego)

Range: 2 meters with D4C physically. Universal with D4C's ability | Multiversal within the dimensional walls (Any misfortune is sent elsewhere into a random parallel world.)

Standard Equipment: D4C, his father's handkerchief, a revolver | D4C Love Train; the Holy Corpse and Lucy Steel

Intelligence: Very Intelligent. Is the president of the United States; was able to trick Hot Pants and Diego Brando several times. Is very adapt and clever when utilizing his Stand's powers.

Weaknesses: Must be between two objects in order to use D4C's ability to travel to different worlds. Any damage taken by D4C will reflect back onto Valentine. | Valentine must retain a certain distance from Lucy in order to use D4C; Valentine will be forced to move alongside Lucy if she moves/is moved. Love Train's dimensional barrier can be bypassed with an ability able to counter it.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C for short) is a blue-and-pink humanoid Stand with large ears. It uses melee attacks in conjunction with its ability. With its ability, it allows separate universes to exist at once, with the one taking place in Part 7 being set as the "root" Universe. This means it is the only universe where the Holy Corpse parts exist. The reason why D4C's ability works so well is due to the concept of gravity.
    • Dimension Hopping: When D4C and Valentine are between two objects, Valentine can hop between one of many parallel worlds. Anything can be used from doors, water, or even steam to travel to another world. Even if Valentine has a partial amount of him able to travel, he will still be able to take his entire body with him. These parallel dimensions have slight differences from the "root" Universe in terms of events and the people in it. Valentine can also take other people in these parallel worlds or move them to another one.
      • Merging: When Valentine takes an individual and takes them to a parallel world, Valentine can cause them to meet their parallel selves. If they make contact or get too close to each other, they will begin to crumble and pull each other into one another, creating a Menger Sponge, and completely obliterating each other from existence. This rule does not apply to Valentine himself, making him immune.
      • User Transfer: If Valentine is greatly injured, he can travel to another dimension to meet up with another Valentine. D4C can then transfer to the other Valentine as its new User, making it the "root" User. This Valentine will receive all memories of the last Valentine, including motives and the previous Valentine's current mission.
  • D4C Love Train: D4C Love Train is a new ability granted by Lucy Steel fused with the Holy Corpse and its Stand: Ticket to Ride. The only physical difference is a wall of light surrounding Valentine at almost all times. It appears that Valentine can willingly travel alongside the path of the light on the ground despite any normal hazards such as train tracks.
    • Misfortune Redirection: Anything that goes near Valentine that would harm him or grant him any means of misfortune while he stands in the wall of light would be deflected away at someone else (i.e. a bullet shot at Valentine would be redirected to another person who is shot instead). This makes Valentine virtually invincible when inside the barrier of light. It can also allow Valentine to take wounds it deals on others to move throughout objects and parts of it until it reaches a point D4C wishes to reach and then accumulate the damage there (i.e. moving a scratch on the hand to a scratch in the heart).

Key: D4C | D4C Love Train

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Beerus (Dragon Ball) Beerus's Profile (Speed was equalized, and Funny started with Love Train)

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