|“|| Could this boy's youthful innocence and exuberance be what I need to keep my dark and troubled soul in check?
You're not a dark and troubled soul. You're a doctor who wants to be Batman.
|~ Dr. McNinja and his inner voice.|
Doctor McNinja is the protagonist of the webcomic The Adventures of Dr. McNinja.
He is a doctor who is also a ninja, and who wants to be Batman.
Powers and Stats
Name: Doctor Patrick McNinja, "Pat Goodrich"
Origin: The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Age: 35 years old
Classification: Human doctor / ninja
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, master in stealth (even by ninja standards, capable of sneaking past airport security and onto an occupied airplane without being noticed), able to negate Intangibility by humming the Ghostbusters theme, Weapon Mastery, expert in Martial Arts, can attack pressure points, can revive himself
Attack Potency: Building level (Knocked out a building-sized lumberjack with a single punch, destroyed a helicopter with a single slash, casually chopped off a petrified cockatrice's head barehanded, punched clean through a zombie's skull and spinal cord, and launched a car across a street with a single punch).
Speed: Subsonic+ (Caught a grenade, and easily moved faster than other ninjas could perceive)
Lifting Strength: Class 1 (Lifted a vending machine)
Striking Strength: Building Class
Durability: Building level (Has easily tanked high-power explosives and plane crashes. Has also traded blows with comparable foes).
Stamina: Extremely high. Got back up after dying from blood loss due to being riddled with bullets, and was able to operate on himself afterwards to remove the bullets and return to full health.
Range: Extended melee range, further with shuriken.
Standard Equipment: Normal ninja gear - swords, smoke bombs, nunchucks, sai, shuriken, etc.
Intelligence: Extremely high. A genius who has a degree in virtually everything - all but agricultural science. An expert in combat, science, stealth, subterfuge, and magic. Formulated a plan to break into the supposedly indestructible and impenetrable Dinosaur fortress.
Weaknesses: The Inverse Ninja Law decreases his strength by an amount proportional to the number of ninjas he is fighting alongside. He cannot share his first name without awakening an ancient ghost wizard fixated on ruining his life with a curse.