"I assure you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!"


Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E. is the head of the Hospital, a zone born out of the Grey Zone's concepts of medical professions and hospitals in general. Incredibly arrogant, self-centered, and oblivious, Phage firmly believes he is the smartest being in existence and ignores anything that would say otherwise. He is an extremely capable doctor, despite appearances, and has the safety of all existence in mind.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 1-B

Name: Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E.

Origin: Noisy Tenant

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Medical and viral conceptual being, Head of the Hospital, S-Class Zonal Core Overseer

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Conceptual Manipulation, Perception Manipulation (anyone or anything that Phage refuses to perceive apparently cannot affect him), Universal Transportation, Resistance to Mind Manipulation, Fourth Wall Awareness, Viral Implantation, Likely Regeneration (Low-Godly) and Immortality (Types 1 and 3)

Attack Potency: Hyperverse level (Refers to 80 dimensions as a "humorously limited number" for movement)

Speed: Immeasurable (Movement within 80th dimensional space is pathetically slow compared to him)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Hyperversal

Durability: Hyperverse level

Stamina: High.

Range: Likely Hyperversal.

Standard Equipment: Many bowties, glasses.

Intelligence: Extremely high; it's just that he appears incredibly stupid due to perceiving different zones than Fern and lacking knowledge when it comes to Grey Zoners. It's been stated that he is the most capable doctor in existence.

Weaknesses: Overbearing arrogance, forgetfulness, and absent-mindedness.


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