It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
~ Dexter Grif


Captain Dexter Grif is a main character in Red vs. Blue. He is voiced by Geoff Ramsey, co-creator of the series. Grif is the slacker of the Red Team and a wise-cracking loud-mouth to boot. He also spends much time with his teammate Simmons, with whom he has a complex friendship with and competes with for the role of the deuteragonist of Red Team's half in the series.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-C physically, 9-B with guns (8-B piercing power)

Name: Dexter Grif

Origin: Red vs Blue

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, at least 30 or more

Classification: Human

Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Physical Characteristics

Attack Potency: Street level normally (In an alternative ending, he punched Shiela hard enough to slightly damage the tank), Wall level (City Block level piercing power) with guns (The Brute Shot can easily destroy vehicles like the Warthog, most of his weapons can harm people with the same durability as him and Freelancers which are superior to him)

Speed: Peak Human with Supersonic reactions (Moved his head fast enough to dodge bullets from an assault rifle)

Lifting Strength: Peak Human (Could hold himself on a ledge for quite a while)

Striking Strength: Street Class

Durability: Room level (Took shotgun blasts at point blank and got up like it was nothing, fell from a great height into a cavern and got up like nothing happened, took a massive fall after being propelled at high speeds, survived explosions head on)

Stamina: Superhuman (Has taken numerous injuries and got up like nothing happened)

Range: Standard melee range normally, several yards with guns

Intelligence: Average, but quite street-smart (Very good at abusing loopholes and is a really good driver even in stressful situations)

Standard Equipment: Assault Rifles, pistols, grenades, the Brute Shot

Weaknesses: Very lazy (He sleeps for more than 10 hours, he would abuse any kind of loophole as long as it can give him a ton of free time), doesn’t take most things seriously. He is terribly afraid of bats.


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