|“||It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.||„|
|~ Dexter Grif|
Captain Dexter Grif is a main character in Red vs. Blue. He is voiced by Geoff Ramsey, co-creator of the series. Grif is the slacker of the Red Team and a wise-cracking loud-mouth to boot. He also spends much time with his teammate Simmons, with whom he has a complex friendship with and competes with for the role of the deuteragonist of Red Team's half in the series.
Powers and Stats
Name: Dexter Grif
Origin: Red vs Blue
Age: Unknown, at least 30 or more
Speed: Peak Human with Supersonic reactions (Moved his head fast enough to dodge bullets from an assault rifle)
Lifting Strength: Peak Human (Could hold himself on a ledge for quite a while)
Striking Strength: City Block Class
Stamina: Superhuman (Has taken numerous injuries and got up like nothing happened)
Range: Standard melee range normally, several yards with guns
Intelligence: Average, but quite street-smart (Very good at abusing loopholes and is a really good driver even in stressful situations)
Standard Equipment: Assault Rifles, pistols, grenades, the Brute Shot
Weaknesses: Very lazy (He sleeps for more than 10 hours, he would abuse any kind of loophole as long as it can give him a ton of free time), doesn’t take most things seriously. He is terribly afraid of bats.