Dad is a character in Homestuck.

He is both John Egbert's adoptive father and his genetic half-brother, so he could be called Mr. Egbert. After the Scratch, he is Jane Crocker's adoptive father.

He uses the Wallet Fetch Modus, where he puts things in his wallet and carries them around.The wallet contains one ton of shaving cream, a pile of pipes, a pile of razorblades, a spare car, an assortment of shoes, hats, and ties, ticket stubs to Cirque Du Soleil, a briefcase full of fatherly documents, a variety of photographs, a laptop computer, ten tons of pipe tobacco, and a lighter.  

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 9-A, likely 5-B

Name: Dad Egbert / Crocker

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, trained in combat, can use cakes and pies as weapons, Hammerspace via wallet fetch modus

Attack Potency: At least Small Building level (One hit killed Imps and punched them hard enough to destroy walls in the process, picked up a heavy safe with ease and threw it so hard that it broke a wall, a safe like that one can weigh around 200 kilograms or more), likely Planet level (As a Guardian, he should be comparable to Bro, who fought 3x Prototyped Jack to a standstill)

Speed: Likely FTL+, possibly Massively FTL+ (Should be comparable to Bro)

Lifting Strength: Superhuman

Striking Strength: At least Small Building Class, likely Planet Class

Durability: At least Small Building level, likely Planet level

Stamina: Superhuman

Range: Standard melee range

Standard Equipment: His wallet fetch modus, pies, and cakes

Intelligence: Average

Weaknesses: Nothing notable


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  • Saitama vs Dad Egbert

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    • Mage914 wrote:Saitama for sure. Dad Egbert has done some impressive things but I think the biggest destruction I ever saw from him was when...
    • I still have yet to find any evidence in the source material that Guardians are of comparable skill. In fact they specifically talk about how ...
  • Saitama vs Dad Eggbert

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