|“||Sure looks like I'm Mr. Popular today, yes siree!||„|
|~ Cranky Kong|
Cranky Kong is a widower and Donkey Kong's constantly complaining and rambling grandfather, who has made numerous appearances throughout the Donkey Kong series. He usually acts as a guide in the games to help his grandson Donkey Kong or his friends along their journey as he has had some enlightening experiences. In some appearances, he is indicated to be the original Donkey Kong from the arcade game, Donkey Kong and Mario's main adversary in the game prior to his retirement. Because of his claims to be the original Donkey Kong, he often looks down on his grandson and breaks the fourth wall by saying that Donkey Kong will never be as great a character as he was during his prime. Cranky is also Funky's grandfather. It should be noted that in Donkey Kong 64, Cranky claims Donkey Kong is his "son" however "son" can be short for "grandson".
Powers and Stats
Tier: 8-C | At least 6-C
Name: Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong
Age: At least 30 (He is as old as Mario)
Classification: Ape like species named Kong
Speed: Superhuman | At least Hypersonic, likely Massively Hypersonic
Lifting Strength: Class 25 (His older version could effortlessly pick up granite) | Superhuman (Can lift water-logged ships with effort)
Range: Standard melee range | Extended melee range
Standard Equipment: Nothing | His staff and a Popgun that fires dentures
Intelligence: Extremely high
Weaknesses: None Notable
Key: Young (Donkey Kong arcade) | Old
Note: Not to be confused with Donkey Kong, who is his grandson.