Vladimir Render


Captain Vladimir is a boss and the 3rd ranked assassin in No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle. He is an Astronaut who believes he's still in space and also thinks the Soviet Union still exists and immediately attacks Travis (the protagonist) believing him to be an American Enemy. Literally using a satellite cannon to fire a laser that Travis barely dodges in time. In the end, he is defeated by Travis and realizes he's back on earth, dying in peace. How he even got to Rank 3 is unknown since he didn't seem to know what was going on.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 8-B

Name: "Captain" Vladimir

Origin: No More Heroes

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (Possibly during the time of the Soviet Union)

Classification: Astronaut, Assassin, Ghost

Powers and Abilities: Teleportation, Gravity Manipulation (able to float and lift boulders to use as projectiles just by doing nothing), Can fire beams (both from his laser cannon and Visor), Forcefield creation

Attack Potency: City Block level (Can fire a giant laser that can immediately destroy nearly destroy half the battlefield and possibly instantly kill Travis in one shot. Though the laser' destructive capacity may be lower depending how long it Vladimir takes to charge it)

Speed: Hypersonic (Can teleport instantly across a battlefield)

Lifting Strength: Peak Human (Can manipulate gravity to lift small boulders easily)

Striking Strength: City Block Class

Durability: Multi-City Block level (Can take numerous hits by Travis with his Beam katana)

Stamina: Above Average

Range: Several meters, Thousands of kilometers with the Satellite Cannon)

Standard Equipment: Satellite Cannon

Intelligence: Above Average (Was an astronaut and knows how to aim something from orbit, Although he didn't realize he was back on earth)

Weaknesses: Can create an indestructible force field but it doesn't protect his back, slow when turning and doesn't carry any skill in close combat (better at long range)


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Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

(The Boss Battle)

Captain Vladimir Rank 3 Boss Battle - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle07:06

Captain Vladimir Rank 3 Boss Battle - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle

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