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Caliborn
I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.

I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.''

~ Caliborn

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I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.

I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.''

~ Caliborn

LordEnglish2
YOU.

YOU THERE.

GIRL.

QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME

WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?

~ Lord English

Summary

Caliborn, also known by his chat handle, undyingUmbrage, is Calliope's "brother", the other, opposed existence within her body. Even amongst evil cherubs, Caliborn is extremely malicious, and is obsessed with death and destruction, which he seeks to spread and enjoy as he pleases for the simple reason that he can and he wants to. As with his sister, his title is one of the rare and powerful master classes; he is the Lord of Time.

After killing his sister and conquering his session, a dead session so impossibly difficult that it was considered unbeatable even for him, he ascended to become a God Tier and killed his denizen, Yaldabaoth. This allowed him to gain access to his God Tier clock, which he destroyed, and its powers he absorbed. Afterwards, he allowed himself to be sealed within Lil' Cal by Dirk with several other entities, fusing with them and becoming Lord English, an indestructible, time-travelling demon who has assured his existence throughout all of space and time, allowing him to go about destroying all of existence.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Unknown | At least 2-C | Unknown, possibly 1-C or higher | At least 1-C, likely Low 1-B, possibly higher

Name: Caliborn, the Lord of Time, Lord English, the Angel of Double Death, undyingUmbrage (screen name)

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: 11 "units" | Technically older than time.

Classification: Cherub, Sburb player | God, Lord of Time | Ascended Godtier | Indestructible paradox demon

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics | Flight, Time Manipulation (As a Lord of Time, he has complete control over the flow of time), Spatial Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Mind Control, Clairvoyance (Can observe events across space and time), Immortality (Types 1 and 4; can only be killed if his death is 'Heroic' or 'Just') | Space-Time Manipulation, Invulnerability, Reality Warping, Sealing, BFR, Acausality | All previous powers at their fullest potential, Void Manipulation (His existence includes Equius, the Heir of Void, and he can cause "Double Death", completely erasing a person from existence), Probability Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Matter Manipulation, Time Travel, Teleportation, exists simultaneously across all timelines even before his emergence, Regeneration, Immortality (Types 1, 3, 4, and 8; can only be killed through the exploitation of various time-based glitches and loopholes)

Attack Potency: Unknown (Riddled Gamzee with bullets, and managed to win a Dead Session, which, even for someone as powerful as him, was considered nearly impossible) | At least Multi-Universe level (As a Lord, one of the two master classes, Caliborn should be far above most other God Tiers and comparable to God Tier Calliope, who destroyed the Green Sun). | Unknown, possibly Complex Multiverse level or higher (Killed Yaldabaoth, the strongest Denizen. Sealed away John, Rose, Dave, and Jade before casually trouncing Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake. Possessed near complete control over his powers at this point). | At least Complex Multiverse level (Was destroying Paradox Space, which contains all of existence, including Genesis Frogs and the Horrorterrors that transcend them in the Furthest Ring, and can manipulate Homestuck itself through the game cartridges in which it is just fiction), likely Low Hyperverse level (The multiverse of MS Paint Adventures is established to be a Spring Theory multiverse in Problem Sleuth, which is implied to share Homestuck's continuity as part of MS Paint Adventures, and Paradox Space transcends and contains all existence), possibly higher (Killed Andrew Hussie, who is the author of all of MS Paint Adventures)

Speed: UnknownMassively FTL+ (Should be much faster than most other God Tiers) | Massively FTL+ (Effortlessly stomped all the Alpha kids), possibly Immeasurable | Immeasurable (Superior to Horrorterrors, who are native to the timeless void that is the Furthest Ring, and exists throughout time and space in all timelines), possibly Omnipresent (Lord English exists in all timelines, even prior to his summoning and his birth; he is already here.)

Lifting Strength: Unknown, likely Superhuman | Unknown | Immeasurable | Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Unknown, likely Class KJ (Broke Gamzee's horns and smashed several teeth out of his mouth with one swing of a crowbar, while Gamzee was previously unharmed from falling at least several hundred meters onto solid rock) | Unknown, likely at least Multi-Universal | Unknown, possibly Complex Multiversal or higher | At least Complex Multiversal, likely Low Hyperversal, possibly higher

Durability: Unknown | At least Multi-Universe level | Unknown, possibly Complex Multiverse level or higher (Even Jake's Hope Field only knocked him over briefly) | At least Complex Multiverse level, likely Low Hyperverse level (He can only be harmed by the exploitation of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes), possibly higher (Hussie could only potentially harm him through the use of one of his weaknesses)

Stamina: Superhuman (Chewed off his own leg and trekked across Earth without showing any signs of exhaustion) | Likely limitless.

Range: Melee range, Farther with his AK-47 | At least Multi-Universal | Possibly Complex Multiversal or higher | At least Complex Multiversal, likely Low Hyperversal, possibly higher

Standard Equipment: His AK-47 / Cane, Lil' Seb, Gamzee, Lil' Cal, the Ring of Void, the Ultimate Weapon, The Felt, and a Juju Breaker | The Green Sun Cane and the Golden AK.

Intelligence: Although referred to as "learning-impaired" by both himself and Hussie, Caliborn is noted to be exceptionally cunning, inventive, and brutal, and was able to use The Felt's powers to their fullest extents to win his session, which was so difficult it was seen as "nearly impossible", even for him. In addition, he later develops an exceptionally high understanding of the mechanics and time and space.

Weaknesses: Due to the unusual method behind his predomination, Caliborn is stuck in a perpetual state of prepubescent immaturity. | Lord English is weak to the Ultimate Weapon and can be harmed by a combination of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes.

Key: Base | God Tier | After Killing Yaldabaoth | Lord English

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【Homestuck Music】 ~Eternity Served Cold ~

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