|“|| I do not want to catch pregnancy.
My name is Michael J. Caboose and I... HATE... BABIES!
I am allergic to things I do not want to do.
Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part.
We are in the future! Things are very shiny here!
Time is not made out of lines... it is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.
|~ Michael J. Caboose|
Caboose is largely held to be the least intelligent character of the Red vs Blue series, often seeming detached from reality (this is largely due to severe mental trauma over the course of the series, especially considering the Omega AI). Because of this detachment Caboose often treats serious matters like a game, comparing his enemies in war to his neighbors. Despite this, Caboose does show unique insight and knowledge in certain areas.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 8-B, at least 8-B with weapons
Name: Michael J. Caboose
Origin: Red vs Blue
Age: At least 30 (18 at start of show)
Classification: Idiotic Armored Simulation Soldier
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength and durability, Enhancement via residual AI
Attack Potency: City Block level physically (Stronger than Tex, whose comparable to The Meta), at least City Block level piercing power (Uses the same weapons seen here and has an assault rifle, which is even more powerful)
Speed: Likely Superhuman all around (Ran across a large open valley before anyone noticed)
Striking Strength: City Block Class (Once again comparable to The Meta, shook the ground by jumping, one hit killed Grunts with his bare hands)
Stamina: Seemingly of superhuman scale
Range: Likely 1000m
Standard Equipment: Freckles the Assault Rifle, Magnum 66 Pistol, various grenades
Intelligence: Seemingly below average although maintains a surprising amount of skill in engineering (built a military robot to perfect specifications and achieved the Epsilon Unit containment shell)
Weaknesses: Easily manipulated and generally believes whatever is told to him, very low intelligence (to the point of being obfuscating)
- Charge: Caboose becomes an unstoppable force charging through metal-plated humans with no resistance
- Mistake: Caboose misuses some amount of technology and kills whoever he is told to "help"
- Rage: Caboose can seemingly induce a sort of "Rage Mode" wherein he becomes much more lethal