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Caboose
I do not want to catch pregnancy.

My name is Michael J. Caboose and I... HATE... BABIES!

I am allergic to things I do not want to do.

Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part.

We are in the future! Things are very shiny here!

Time is not made out of lines... it is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.

~ Michael J. Caboose

Summary

Caboose is largely held to be the least intelligent character of the Red vs Blue series, often seeming detached from reality (this is largely due to severe mental trauma over the course of the series, especially considering the Omega AI). Because of this detachment Caboose often treats serious matters like a game, comparing his enemies in war to his neighbors. Despite this, Caboose does show unique insight and knowledge in certain areas.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 8-B, at least 8-B with weapons

Name: Michael J. Caboose

Origin: Red vs Blue

Gender: Male

Age: At least 30 (18 at start of show)

Classification: Idiotic Armored Simulation Soldier

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength and durability, Enhancement via residual AI

Attack Potency: City Block level physically (Stronger than Tex, whose comparable to The Meta), at least City Block level piercing power (Uses the same weapons seen here and has an assault rifle, which is even more powerful)

Speed: Likely Superhuman all around (Ran across a large open valley before anyone noticed)

Lifting Strength: At least Class 100 (Physically stronger than base form Tex, who lifted this)

Striking Strength: City Block Class (Once again comparable to The Meta, shook the ground by jumping, one hit killed Grunts with his bare hands)

Durability: City Block level (Comparable to Tex)

Stamina: Seemingly of superhuman scale

Range: Likely 1000m

Standard Equipment: Freckles the Assault Rifle, Magnum 66 Pistol, various grenades

Intelligence: Seemingly below average although maintains a surprising amount of skill in engineering (built a military robot to perfect specifications and achieved the Epsilon Unit containment shell)

Weaknesses: Easily manipulated and generally believes whatever is told to him, very low intelligence (to the point of being obfuscating)

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Charge: Caboose becomes an unstoppable force charging through metal-plated humans with no resistance
  • Mistake: Caboose misuses some amount of technology and kills whoever he is told to "help"
  • Rage: Caboose can seemingly induce a sort of "Rage Mode" wherein he becomes much more lethal

Others

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  • Caboose VS Patrick

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    • Caboose: 1 Patrick: 2 Inconclusive: 1
    • Caboose because size difference and that Caboose may be dumb but Shella and Freckles are not. Shella would think to try to shoot Patrick onto l...